Tuesday, March 24, 2026

poem

 Papers Please

We become ourselves over time

Or at least a version of one that lasts

Long enough to start to seem permanent.

You can’t remember ever being anyone else.

It breaks down though,

Like an old trusty lawnmower

Everyone takes for granted.

You can’t just change the oil

And sharpen the blade in the spring

Anymore. Some days it takes hours

Just to get the damn thing started

And by then someone else 

Has already cut the grass.

There’s still time to get a new one.

You wouldn’t believe the options 

Available at the corner hardware store.

The hardest part is extracting

Yourself from your old self,

Which is much harder than it looks.

I can never quite reach the zipper in back.

One of these days I’m just going

To rip the rest of the damn thing off.

Fuck it. Go naked. 

A brand new self!

It may not even be legal

In this part of the country.

I’m like a kid on Christmas Eve,

Still excited even though I don't 

Accept Santa as my personal savior.

By March, whatever it is I wanted

Will have lost its luster

And ends up stashed in the corner,

Unused, gathering dust.

Oh, the lessons you learn at middle age!

Anyway, it was never supposed 

To be something you lug

Around for the rest of your life 

Like an unforgiven guilt.

Live a little! Try some things on!

Not that you have to be promiscuous

About it either. Moderation is always best.

Maybe you’ll come to the conclusion

That this is all just one big Self

Dizzied by rows and columns 

Of inanities in a tax man’s spreadsheet.

Well, I’m here to tell you, don’t fall for it!

It’s an old trick—

Delusions of the multitudes do not

In fact reinforce the sanctity

Of some sacred unity. 

Nowadays you have to show 

Your identification for everything.

Retinal scans before you go to sleep.

The guy at the gym has to run

My fingerprints before he can let me in.

I photoshopped a baby picture

Of myself onto my driver’s license. 

At the convenience store the lady gazes at my ID

And tells me I’ve aged so gracefully

But refuses to sell me any beer.


3/24/26

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