TV Guide
Channel 1: Friendly Enough
Channel 2: St. Otherwise
Channel 3: Trees jockeying for position in a crowded forest
Channel 4: Patiently making a left turn through a red light—It’s my right!
Channel 5: Vera and Bart
Channel 6: The $100,000 American Pyramid Scheme
Channel 7: Crossed wires, the history of bombs that never went off
Channel 8: 60/40, sometimes the best deal you can get
Channel 9: Texarkana. Arkadelphia. Calexico.
Channel 10: Aka, the sous chef, valderrama’s revenge
Channel11: Buried skeletons— Ryan realizes he’s running out of lawn
Channel 12: The local news. A town you can see from your hotel window
Channel 13: Dinner at D’Agnese’s
Channel 14: Breakfast with Tiffany
Channel 15: Bloviations of ridiculous men in corduroy coats
Channel 16: Resentful Gen X sons
Channel 17: In-laws vs out-laws
Channel 18: A very special episode of family scoundrels
Channel 19: Eating alone, drinking with friends, then alone again, some sleeping, alone
Channel 20: Expensive leather bound journals no one ever writes in
Channel 21: Botanical remedies for mechanical breakdowns.
Channel 22: Public access programming for the un-self-aware
Channel 23: Making sense of the brevity
Channel 24: Buck Mingo and the Ambidextrous Kid
Channel 25: Please enjoy this moment of Zen (mathematicians calculating the number of seconds left in the lives of various insects)
Channel 26: Honest conversations with itinerant liars
Channel 27: The Dude Newman Hour: reflections on a life
Channel 28: Interesting Socks
Channel 29: Men in sleeveless shirts shouting about sports ball
Channel 30: Watercolor Police Procedurals
Channel 31: American convenience stores
Channel 32: Facts: lies and confabulations.
Channel 33: Distractions from sadness with someone else’s sorrows
Channel 34: The last group everyone can overtly hate
Channel 35: Taking the final donut: reveries of people who eat lunch in bathroom stalls
Channel 36: The Traveling Parkersons
Channel 37: Awkward Re-enactments of Office Dynamics
Channel 38: Trying to cancel your internet service
Channel 39: Meeting Eddie for Smoothies All the Way on the Other Fucking Side of Town
Channel 40: Alien vs Predator vs Nazi vs Man in Pickup Truck With a Bat Under the Seat
Channel 41: A catechesis on why it should be “unihorn” rather than “unicorn”
Channel 42: A Poem Read Aloud, Over and Over, by tinny voiced people
Channel 43: The Poem Watched
Channel 44: The Poem Being Written
Channel 45: Poets Looking Out Windows, Sometimes Spring, Sometimes Fall
Channel 46: Poems Being Crumpled Up In Little Balls and Shot Into Wastebaskets
Channel 47: A Test of the Emergency Broadcast System
Channel 48: A Test Of Rhonda’s Resolve
Channel 49: A Troop of Macaques Slowly Eating Exotic Fruits
Channel 50-75: White Noise, AI Slop, Smooth Jazz Covers of Forgettable Pop Songs
Channel 75-100: Sherwin Williams color wheels spinning round and round
Channel 101: Talented Young Americans Living in Squalor
Channel 101: Legal and (Il)legal ways of Avoiding Crippling Educational Debt
Channel 102: Octogenarians With Disturbing Tans Laughing, Eating Shrimp Cocktail, Posting on Facebook then getting mad when their woke grand kids dont “like” fast enough
Channel 103: I Got Mine. Fuck Everyone Else.
Channel 104: Greed: The Heart of a Nation (Episode IV)
Channel 105: Modern Jesus: Paranormal Healer or Just a Gifted Reiki Master?
Channel 106: My Sports Ball Team is Better Than Your Sports Ball Team: A rapidfire back and forth between angry men in suits half a size too small that quickly degenerates into middle distance stares and a long deferred reckoning with the sins of their fathers
Channel 107: Samizdat: Art, literature and philosophy. (Password required)
Channel 108: Mr Beast: Refugee Island. Sinews as tools or food?
Channel 109: Battle of the Surgical Stars: Rip that Gallbladder out— a race against time and exsanguination
Channel 110: American Debate: Well actually vs On the Other Hand vs That May be the Case, However vs Both sides are at fault
Channel 111: The Power of Prayer (subscriber’s only)
Channel 112: Cancer Wars: Advanced stage patients compete for the chance to be enrolled in exclusive experimental trials that may or may not add 3 months of survival (on average)
Channel 113: Food: Not One of the Fundamental Rights
Channel 114: Garden of Eden vs Garden of Gethsemane
Channel 115-120: Infomercials for kitchen products that ease the sting of weekday despair.
Channel 121: How to approach other adults with the intent of making friends without appearing to be a weirdo
Channel 122: All the People You’ve Lied To: Here They Are Now, Waiting for the Truth
Channel 123: Somedays I just don't have the will to see things as they are
Channel 124: When you asked me about my day I said it was fine but really, it wasn’t so great and I wanted to tell you about three or four things but I didn't I’m sorry
Channel 125: Some men get better at lying to themselves while others just get worse at accepting the truth
Channel 126: Fishing Wars: This is all the food that is left
Channel 127: The amount of chaos in a single electron cloud is dwarfed by what’s going on in your kids’ upstairs bathroom
Chanel 127: What if it holds up through till the end—no purpose, no reason, no salvation, only killing time, only running out of time
Channel 128: Insects: a surprising source of protein in this Michelin star restaurant’s menu
Channel 129: 401k. 529. Roth IRA. Annuity. Cash in the lockbox. Running up debt. stealing from your father. Avoiding wealthier friends. Waiting for rich uncles to die.
Channel 130: Train Dreams. Car doodling. Streetcar musings. Bus stop hallucinations. Taxi cab confabulations
Channel 131: Two women love the same man. The man decides to choose.Then another woman appears. Another man. It gets all mixed up. You forget all their names. A baby is crying.
Channel 132: Wasting the early morning. A growing anxiety about the loss by lunch. Frantically trying to get it all done in the evening.
Channel 133: The dark. The light. The dark. The light.
Channel 134: Lifestyles of CFO’s of Midwestern companies no one has ever heard of.
Channel 135: Running to the drugstore because you’re out of toothpaste
Channel 136: Feeling bad about how long it’s been since you called your mom
Channel 137: Nursing a beer in front of the fire while stars appear, one by one
Channel 138: A show you watch when you’re tired of yourself
Channel 139: A show you watch when you can’t sleep because you’re afraid of something you can’t put your finger on
Channel 140: A show you watch when you’re afraid and you know exactly why and you turn the volume way up.
Channel 141: A show you watch when all you wanna do is watch not be watched and just receive and not give and not do.
Channel 142: The dark forest, one of the pine trees, dressed in tinsel, a full moon, moving shadows, a present
Channel 143: A man feeding his old dog bits of beef and noodles by hand. The dog turns his head away.
channel 144: A single life at 1000x speed on loop
channel 145: An anthropological survey of 21st century catchphrases
Channel 146: The masturbatory habits of saints
Channel 147: The nightly ablutions of ordinary men
Channel 148: Enchiladas under the electron microscope
Channel 149: Loud noises from your teenage son’s bedroom
Channel 150: Scenes of fathers missing chances to pass on something of value to their sons
Channel 151: Vitamin Duels, part XXII: Biotin vs Niacin
Channel 152: Backyard Hooch
Channel 153: Cryptic looks from across the room
Channel 154: Holiday Traditions: Dad, in the backyard, burning cardboard boxes from Amazon on the fire pit while the in-laws hold court in the kitchen
Channel 155: Sibling Rivalry: The Steps vs The Halfsies.
Channel 156: America’s Last Earnest Man
Channel 157: Throwing Apples at Passing Cars
Channel 158: Pumpkin Spice communion wafers
Channel 159: Paid Program. No Refunds
Channel 160: Jump scares in broad daylight.
Channel 161: Random traffic jams for no discernible reasons
Channel 162: Special Crimes Investigative Underwater Victims Units (SCIUVU)
Channel 163: Tales of the Golden Belt Buckle
Channel 164: Anguished Hand Gestures
Channel 165: Casual cruelties heretofore unremarked upon
Channel 166: Holding hands outside in public
Channel 167: Masking self loathing behind a facade of bespoke shoelaces
Channel 168: Paradoxicalness
Channel 169: Cash Grab. Taking money from a giant pile of money faster than the guy next to you
Channel 170: Winning America— do you have enough money?
Channel 171: 17 steps to getting all the money
Channel 172: Men drinking so much they forget they have to borrow to pay next month’s rent
Channel 173: Influencers demanding you look at something no one cares about
Channel 174: Watching people play charades
Channel 175: Drug addicts snorting lines of powders from household spice racks
Channel 176: Flash sequences of people telling each other “I love you”
Channel 177: Household Restoration Challenges: living without drywall
Channel 178: Really stupid people are now the boss
Channel 179: Flowers blooming prematurely and then dying in the frost
Channel 180: Writing down everything of value in chalk while the nihilists do a rain dance
Channel 181: AI re-enactments of your parents fucking, the night you were conceived
Channel 182: Plastic surgery highjinks. Noses are nipples and vice versa
Channel 183: Can you just listen to me for a second? Please?
Channel 184: Where did I put my keys
Channel 185: I’m trying to be serious here.
Channel 186: The New York Netterlords vs The Boston Bacchanalia
Channel 187: House of God: A panel of retired surgeons sharing hot takes on the latest intra-abdominal misadventure
Channel 188: Congressional hearing on Merriam-Webster’s decision to change the term “scuba diver” to “scubist”
Channel 189: Special Senate hearing regarding the use of cartoons in official documents
Channel 190: Both Sides Matter, episode 17— Cheetah vs gazelle
Channel 191: What if I wanted to be good, from this day forward, for now on?
Channel 192: Redrawing all the boundaries. The Land of Jeff
Channel 193: The Lives of People Trapped Inside Snow Globes
Channel 194: Non deadly poisons to slip in your mother in law’s coffee
Channel 195: Dumb trinkets that everybody seems to want
Channel 196: Dads in small rooms trying to write about their feelings
Channel 197: Large families picking apples, arguing, hate-buying too much cider because dad thinks there’s alcohol in it.
Channel 198: Cryptic blues
Channel 199: Apartment trance
Channel 200: Tiny squirrels humming
Channel 201: Metal garbage can ensembles
Channel 202: Middle aged women singing in the car
Channel 203: Elderly men singing in the shower
Channel 204: Filthy children singing gentle jesus as the scythe swings down
Channel 205: Large aardvarks walking across floors littered with shattered glass
Channel 206: Love letters read aloud by assholes
Channel 207: The books of Czeslaw Milosz shredded for kindling.
Channel 208: Novels as Yule logs
Channel 209: One day at a time: A man’s quest for 16 inch biceps
Channel 210: How to sell insurance for re-insurance when the original insurance runs out
Channel 211: Online degrees for jobs that didn’t exist when you got your first degree
Channel 212: Move fast, break things, buy the cops, become the government
Channel 213: 6 people, chosen at random, all desperate for something authentic to happen
Channel 214: Chinese food for bigots
Channel 215: Columbo: Death Shorts the Waitress
Channel 216 Columbo: Murder in the Bleachers, visitor’s side
Channel 217: Charcuterie Skillz
Channel 218: Wild Cheeses
Channel 219: The Man Without Fingers
Channel 220: Alternative Reproductive Cycles of Salamanders
Channel 221: David Duchovny Presents: North American Botany
Channel 222: Adorable children performing insufferable acts of vanity
Channel 223: Free for all— why is your hand in my pocket?
Channel 224: Feral dogs, prep school cats
Channel 225: Inside Comedy— the art of knock knock jokes
Channel 226: Obscure song lyrics and the t shirts they’ve spawned
Channel 227: Pictures of my daughter from the ages of 3 minutes until 19 minutes.
Channel 228: Death Man: The return of professor afterlife
Channel229: Happiest Days
Channel 230: Old School Perverts, episode 3— Peeping Toms
Channel 231: Harry and Livvy get married, get divorced, get buried in separate cemeteries
Channel 232: The geology of hearts that shatter like shale
Channel 233: Every time I think of you, you get farther away
Channel 234: Listen, this is me being real. Not like the other times.
Channel 235: The Book of Sorrow
Channel 236: Broken down men looking through old picture albums
Channel 237: Home Alone. Work Alone. Laugh Alone. Car Alone. Phone alone.
Channel 239: Pick your priest
Channel 240: The Four Caterpillars of the Apocalypse
Channel 241: Don’t change this channel. Please keep watching
Channel 242: Quality Value Entertainment
Channel 243: The return of the daily veil
Channel 244: Marty and K-gaard: Approachable Phenomenology for 21st century pedants
Channel 245: Brought to you by insatiable billionaires
Channel 246: Dr Longbone— Eliminating the Napoleonic complex one short guy at a time
Channel 247: Optimal syllables
Channel 248: Dog Snooze
Channel 249: Christmas on Mars
Channel 250: Licorice twists and popcorn kernels
Channel 251: Action figures doing things counterintuitive to their designs
Channel 252: Every Kind of Rain
Channel 253: Awkward Massage Interactions
Channel 254: Ordering fruit online— pitfalls and pumpernickels
Channel 255: Zanadoo
Channel 256: The best things you never said, compiled
Channel 257: Small lines in poems written just for you
Channel 258: Chop vegetables. Get girls
Channel 259: Eating pissing shitting
Channel 260: How to check someone’s temperature by feel and other ways of assuring your kids you aren't a complete moron
Channel 261: Pickles on everything people
Channel 262: Highly incriminating hidden camera confessions
Channel 263: All the board games in one closet.
Channel 264: Co-pilot abductions
Channel 265: Yacht Club Auctions: the jesus painting
Channel 266: Here’s some leftover Legos I found in a drawer. Build something.
Channel 267: The Velvet Underwears
Channel 268: The Dialogues of Jim
Channel 269: Unnecessary Oral Surgeries
Channel 270: Shapes of Shit
Channel 271: Shapes of Shit II: the dogs
Channel 272: Pretentious pronunciations
Channel 273: The happiest moment of everyone you know’s life
Channel 274: Thinking about your mom, how you’ll think about her when she’s gone
Channel 275: Jello as the Gen X madeleine
Channel 276: THE Cynical State University vs Ideology College brought to you by incredibly ignorant men
Channel 277: 12 steps to becoming an insufferable asshole
Channel 278: Understanding, at last, every time someone cries
Channel 279: Your friends?
Channel 280: Essilor Exottica
Channel 281: Lab Leak Hotdogs
Channel 282: Suburban Lassoists
Channel 283: Wednesday is Better than Sunday
Channel 284: Cleveland Poet Daily
Channel 285: Your fifth grade nightmare finally happens
Channel 286: If you really knew me you wouldn’t be so mad
Channel 287: There’s an explanation for all this
Channel 288: Why am I doing this?
Channel 289: Yes. I admit it. Love is a real thing. I admit. Nevertheless.
Channel 290: Hey dad, can we, for once, talk about something somewhat real? Authentically?
Channel 291: I love you
Channel 292: I just wanted you to watch me
Channel 293: It’s too late now. I don't do anything worth seeing
Channel 294: The charming racists of Broward county
Channel 295: If only snow sounded like rain
Channel 296: You were so pretty. I knew it before anyone else
Channel 297: Hellfire missiles landing somewhere very far away
Channel 298: The Impunity of Very Rich Men
Channel 299: Pornographic microflora
Channel 300: Trailer trash doctors
Channel 301: Pastrami doesn’t think of itself as mere deli meat
Channel 302: Pepper sprayed cheerleaders
Channel 303: Every time I was ever legit funny
Channel 304: Amateur artificial flavors.
Channel 305: Sullen fecundity
channel 305. ….each and every one of you
channel 306: Suppurative tributaries.
channel 307: Delicate insincerities
channel 308: Biological imperfections
channel 309: Leaving Tea bags in ten minutes too long
Channel 310: Don't tread on me. But you can be. Tread on, that is.
Channel 311: Four philosophers. Three chairs. One eternal truth.
Channel 312: The one place that isn’t all bullshit
Channel 313: Right there, that! The one time I didn’t feel alone….
Channel 314: The ratio of a soul to its body
Channel 315: No guarantee you will be sufficiently entertained
Channel 316: All you had to do was call her
Channel 317: Just showing up is usually more than enough
Channel 318: Reincarnating as an angel who barks
Channel 319: Violent disagreements between factions of herbalists
Channel 320: Tiny little hearts working very hard in the center of giant predatory beasts
channel 321: Corollaries of almost being kind
Channel 322: Jonah and the hole in his wall
Channel 323: If you remain curious and see everything there is to see, even death is an adventure
Channel 324: Ben grousing about his 17 missed opportunities
Channel 325: If I take you for a long drive and don’t tell you where we’re going, will you think it’s romantic or just weird and creepy?
Channel 326: Starship Reconciliation IV: reprise.
Channel 327: Men who don’t think they deserve their bounty and blessings vs Men who assert the world owes them big time
Channel 328: Cowboys and Eskimos
Channel 329: West side story II: Latchkey kids and the Prep school dicks
Channel 330: Frankenthaler themed folded napkins
CHannel 331: Masked Agents of State
Channel 332: A celebration of Ignorance
Channel 333: A nation self reflects and finds its inner bully
Channel 334: Blood in the streets, towns of the heartland
Channel 335: Empathy is the weakness of western civilization
Channel 336: Dueling Inarticulacies: wealth vs power
Channel 337: Careless people making decisions for all of us.
Channel 338: The silence that greets the arrival of selflessness
Channel 339: It’s time to start all over
Channel 340: The Prudence Volk Hour
Channel 341: Helen of Toledo
Channel 342: Young doctors stabbing each other in the neck
Channel 343: Getting everything you ever wanted and then taking it back
Channel 344: Ancient Cosmopolitan Prophecies
Channel 345: Thrift store vouchers
Channel 346: Counterfeit Eulogists
Channel 347: Edible forks. Your spoon is a lozenge
Channel 348: Needlepoint Daredevil
Channel 349: Just this once can you say something believable
Channel 350: Passing Acquaintance 20 year Reunions
Channel 351: You Have One Minute Left To Live
Channel 352: Fake fires, Real Burns
Channel 353: How many of these have you done?
Channel 354: Tales of the unhappy elderly
Channel 355: How to get dad to change his will
Channel 356: Wandering sundowners
Channel 357: Kids these days are coming to cut your throat
Channel 358: Why Thetis didn’t dangle baby Achilles by his hair— it’s complicated
Channel 359: Close reads of terrible lyrics
Channel 360: The endless demands of self-forgiveness
Channel 361: Crows eating from the palm of my hand
Channel 362: The things parrots say when nobody is home
Channel 363: Entrees relegated to the side dish zone
Channel 363: When I think of you it’s always the same, unconjured, unchanged
Channel 363: One day we’ll never remember this
Channel 364: Honey I shrunk my moral ambitions
Channel 365: Lust!
Channel 366: Reverse Invisibility: The only person who doesn’t see you, is you
Channel 367: Ducks, increasingly limited
Channel 368: The folks out there who only watch whatever’s on channel 368
Channel 369: Threesomes, foursomes, winsome mass orgies, lose some.
Channel 370: Comfortably Here
Channel 371: The songs of meadowlark lemon
Channel 372: Workaholic: the silver lining of deep insecurity
Channel 373: I feel really good when I make you laugh
Channel 374: I feel really good when we’re all here watching, together
Channel 375: Show me yours, I’ll show you a picture of mine
Channel 376: As far as “joke” goes, this one hits kinda soft
Channel 377: Death Vigil VII: Peace piece on autoloop till eternity
Channel 378: It isn’t really the dying that’s scary, it’s death. Being dead. Not being able to see what happens. We’re all wondering— will it be a good ending?
Channel 379: When you love somebody the moon is just so unbearably beautiful
Channel 380: Watching this show will make you sick
Channel 381:Tittillating appliance manuals
Channel 382: Forever is from here on out. Infinity is all directions
Channel 383: I’m not even embarrassed it took me so long to figure it out
Channel 384: Can you imagine reading a poem, right now?
Channel 385: Situation tragedies.
Channel 386: Genocidal denialism islands
channel 387: You can do whatever you want when you’re in the special club.
Channel 388: Men named jamey
channel 389: Self reflections on a blank glass screen
channel 390: In another era this all would have been shunned out of polite society.
channel 391: Fascist news perspectives— the other side of the story the mainstream media isn’t telling you and why you should be very very angry
Channel 392: Butterflies and dandelions pressed between pages.
Channel 393: Speculative Behaviors of trees
Channel 394: Prognosis : guarded. We aren’t going to tell you
Channel 395: Healthcare is an earned prerogative of the obscenely wealthy
Channel 396: White noise
Channel 397: Black silence
Channel 398: Orange insouciance
Channel 399: Gray blue canvas
Channel 400: Aquamarine B flat
CHannel 401: Knocks on the door after midnight but no one is ever there
Channel 402: Hi I’m your robot guide to visual entertainment (TV proceeds to turn on and off)
Channel 403: Oh, it’s too late now, he’s already dead
Channel 404: One man opens 1000 Campbell’s soup cans, in Dolby surround sound
Channel 405: The best part was knowing no matter what I did, you’d still watch
Channel 406: I can tell when you’re disappointed in me
Channel 407: Yes I really should have told you more how much you mean to me
Channel 408: Three casseroles in the fridge. Alternate night by night. Save spaghetti for sunday
Channel 409: Your penpal is from N Dakota, His interests include hunting and ham radio
Channel 410: Barbie’s slow transformation into Barb
Channel 411: We’re all mentally ill
Channel 412: The keg and the philtrum
Channel 413: Eiffel Tower: architectural irregularities
Channel 414: Reservations at 8. Semi-circled leather booth. Too close to the kitchen
Channel 415:Gourmet croutons anyone?
Channel 416: Crescent moon needle stitches the stars together
Channel 417: David Attenborough narrates— the story of electricity
Channel 418: This is all there is to watch tonight
Channel 419: Scenes from a life that isn’t yours on a night when you know nobody is interested in your own
Channel 420: Seriously demented,
Channel 421: Feel a little less alone
Channel 422: I’ve tried everything… poetry…brute labor….lemon chicken
Channel 423: Learning to count… backward… from 1000….by threes…. Until you wake up and someone tells you how far you got
Channel 424: Spring seagulls squawking like whiny, entitled children
Channel 425: One true thing that you feel in your bones
Channel 426: Words, color, individual people…. Little packets of energy seeking the best combinations. Sometimes spontaneously, rarely with effort.
Channel 427: That one time you truly forgave someone who probably didn't deserve it who then forgave someone else who did
Channel 428: I’ll do my best to amuse you. To keep you interested. So you won’t wonder, what if?
Channel 428: The Curling Channel
Channel 429: It actually doesn’t matter what this is about or if it’s any good as long as we’re watching together
Channel 430: Young Charlemagne. Old Hitler
Channel 431: Work is Pointless, but that’s the point
Channel 432: Elderberry Pie
Channel 432: You won’t be asked to think
Channel 433: You’re so beautiful
Channel 434: The children deserved a better dad
Channel 435: Simply Dismissable
Channel 436: 15 minute Epistemology
Channel 437: You could watch this the rest of your life
Channel 438: Insomniacs in Chain Hotels on the eve of daylight savings time
Channel 439: Even when it’s real, it’s fake.
Channel 440: Felix Prolix reads the evening’s specials
Channel 441: Your life as you wished it had transpired, only entirely within the city limits of Cincinnati
Channel 442: Venn diagrams of various aesthetes, vulgarians, and mathematicians
Channel 443: Incalculable Loneliness
Channel 444: My bad, no worries, it’s all good
Channel 445: Sneaking up on the last days of your life without it ever knowing, without ever knowing it.
Channel 446: Masterpiece Theater: An evening of thoughts that wandered around, went nowhere and never came back
Channel 447: A hilarious conversation you had with yourself actually plays out in real life with an actual person in the exact same way, 1 month later, except no one laughs
Channel 448: Tip toeing down the hallway of an empty house, so as not to wake up the monsters
Channel 449: it’s ok to watch tv, trust me, you’re not wasting your life
Channel 450: Just as ping-pong panels conceal the pool table underneath and there’s an ice rink hidden beneath the basketball court, your body is dolefully draped across something patiently waiting its turn
Channel 451: Age inappropriate swimsuits
channel 452: Men of modern genius articulating insights first understood thousands of years ago to audiences of bored sycophants
Channel 453: No glass in the pool area. No sand in the house. No sign you left. You were never here.
Channel 454: Anemic or just pale?
Channel 455: Wives waiting on husbands to turn into the men they were supposed to be
Channel 456: The other option would be to just go to sleep
Channel 457: Eastern redbuds purpling in early spring along the freeway
Channel 458: Homeless tents repurposed as tarps for autumn leaf collection in gated communities
Channel 459: Beer batter fish. Whiskey soaked cauliflower
CHannel 460: Persian jazz
Channel 461: Mystic sandwiches with a side of cole slaw
Channel 462: Broken homed boys patching every chink in their own walls without anyone noticing
Channel 463: Songs you know that are at least 35 years old
Channel 464: You’ve got my love girl
Channel 465: The boy who once believed interstate 77 would take him everywhere he was supposed to go
Channel 466: Breaded poultries. Sauteed fruits. Seared traumas. No one eats
Channel 467: Make believe heroisms
Channel 468: Casual Dishonesties
Channel 469: Yes, admittedly, I miss you
Channel 470: Fuck off. Get out of my face. There’s nothing left to say.
Channel 471: Every time you kneel a knee cracks
Channel 472: Binghamton PD: where’s all the crime?
Channel 473: The last gallbladder you will ever remove
Channel 474: Finally taking up fly fishing
Channel 475: There’s always something to talk about with you
CHannel 476: Off label constipation solutions
Channel 477: Your friends are all starting to die
Channel 478: Honey, we gotta stay on the same channel
Channel 479: One thing that you do well, over and over, as long as you can
Channel 480: Just before dawn, after a rain, the birds invite you outside
Channel 481: We don’t expect anyone to watch the whole show
Channel 482: Instead of receiving the world passively this program requires you to tell us what needs to be shown
Channel 483: Towpath trail reveries.
Channel 484: Every adult smile is shaped by the injuries of youth
Channel 485: If only this could be forever
Channel 486: Human touch
Channel 487: There isn’t much left to choose from
Channel 488: You’re going to have to pick something soon
Channel 489: Running out of time and knowing it
Channel 490: It hurts just as bad as when it first happened
Channel 491: You drove all the way down from Akron just to watch me play
Channel 492: Man, I wish I had been better in so many different ways
Channel 493: If you can’t tell whether you’re in heaven or hell, it means you’re still alive
Channel 494: I’m so sorry everyone
Channel 495: I love you mom and dad. I’m so glad you met.
Channel 496: Boy, those were moments I could have been a whole lot nicer.
Channel 497: It’s ok, you did the best you could
Channel 498: My wife and kids. No one else, please. Now close the door.
Channel 499: I don’t know who’s listening but… Thank you for my life
Channel 500: I guess this is all there is
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