poem

The 50 Nicest Things You Can Say To Me

1. Well aren’t you just the comedian tonight.

2. Wow. I didn't know you could do that.

3. Take your time.  Don’t rush.

4. Faster. As fast as you can.

5. How do you know about that?

6. Remember that time we…. 

7. Remind me to tell you

8. You’re my favorite person

9. Eat some pie. 

10. Yes we have whipped cream.

11. Yes yes you are right. Yes

12. There you go again. Selfish old fool. 

13. If I didn’t love you, I’d find a way.

14. Close your eyes.

15. Count to ten.

16. Open them, silly.

17. How did you ever find me?

18. Don’t answer that. I already know.

19. Good sir. Would you be so kind as to fetch me my fuzzy slippers

20. And a mug of Herbal Essence tea.

21. Let’s find a path and get lost

22. I got the snacks. You bring the drinks.

23. Oh I fucking love you

24. This was a LOT better than I expected

25. I’m up for a movie

26. I’m down for a drink

27. Is it your ankles again?

28. Oh my god your mom

29. How many years ago was that?

30. You had a stupid goatee and ugly sideburns

31. I remember the first time you told me 

32. Tell me again

33. Moron! You asshole!

34. You look like you’d rather read. 

35. I like to listen when you explain it 

36. Please just shut up. 

37. Do you even see me?

38. If you don’t understand how much I love you

39. You’ll never understand how much I love you 

40. Remember to tell them dressing on the side 

41. No cheese.

42. In the afterlife there will have to be cozy blankets 

43. We need to talk about who’s going to die first

44. One day will you take me to Italy?

45. No you cannot heckle the Pope

46. Don’t forget your lunch

47. All you have to do is heat it up

48. Yes, you can have my extra pillow  

49. Yes I will wait up

50. Yes, I’m excited

12/8/24